This is for us!
I don't appear to be a KNOW IT ALL ABOUT EVERYTHING! However, I do know one thing .. fashion and "THE GOOD LIFE!"
Disregard everything you heard about being a metro sexual. Real women love men that are clean cut. My mother always said," Don't no woman want no man with no RUN over shoes!" Then my godmother would chime in with.." NO dirty nails either!"
Allow me to share a few things that you need to do tomorrow.
1. Get A PASSPORT! Start the process! YOU are prisoner of this country! You can't even go to Canada! WHEW! Had a great time in Montreal!
2. Carry a Pen! ( You should never sign the check with the basic bic. Women love men that pull out... a good pen.) I have a small collection of Mont Blancs and Cartiers. However, invest the 20 bucks and get a Cross from Staples. It will save you time. As you get use to carrying it, invest into a more exclusive one.
3. Get on SOME VITAMINS! FLAX SEED please! ( post about that! )
There are so many things that I am about to land on you all that is crazy.
Here are some rules:
* Jerseys are to be worn only at sporting events!
* Once you get that passport, being on vacation is no excuse for ignoring intelligence and wearing bad clothing.
* Stop going to go to the airport like you are traveling in a motor home. Sweats are for the gym! ( LADIES YOU TOO! I KNOW YOUR ARE READING!)
* Always sit up! slouchers appear to be slackers!
*BUY a pair of Stan Smiths they look great with a suit in the Summer.
* VELOUR IS DONE!
* Learn how to tie a tie and bow tie!
* Khaki is the color. Chinos are the slacks/pants.
* A good timepiece is essential to a man's life and wardrobe.
* CROCS... ARE you a chef? If the answer is no then.....
* STOP HAVING SUPERBOWL OR FIGHT PARTIES AND ASK PEOPLE TO PAY A COVER. IT IS YOUR HOUSE. YOU INVITED THE PERSON! WHY ASK THEM TO PAY???? THAT'S CRASS! Just ask the guest to bring something.
THis is my 100000 millioin cents! HEY it is what it will be!
Feel at ease to post your comments or ask one!
" I know why you did what you did, becasue that is who you are!"
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3 comments:
I can't say that I'm right on point with this post because I'm 39 years of age and just decided to get I my passport today. I hope that if there isanyone younger orolder just get it.
I think that you phrased it well that without a passport, one really is a prisoner of the nation. You cant even go to the bahamas now without a passport and its becoming the primary form of identification. Before it is required for state to state travel, it behooves one to get a passport now before it becomes too difficult to get one in the future. Im trying to convince my senior citizen parents to get one too for identification purposes if nothing else.
Nice point about the pen. I remember how impressed I was (and still am) that my manfriend pulls out a different Mont Blanc depending on his outfit. It just looks classic and rich.
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